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Early 'Curmudgeon Corners'

HOW IT ALL BEGAN...

First "Curmudgeon's Corner"

Some people have responded to Karl Ike's article by asking if there are
"Gringo" communities here on the Island.
Actually, "Gringo" is a term used most often in
Mexico and is little used here.  We are usually Norte Americanos
or Canadians.
But back to the question
"Are there American Communities here?"

NO, Thank God! 

Several people have
written, suggesting starting an American information web site. 
Now why the hell would anyone want to do that?  If you want to
live with Americans..Stay in America!  If you want to live in an
American community in a Latin environment, move to the U.S/Mexico
border. Or if you want a more Latin flavor, move to the Lake
Chapala/Ajiic area of Mexico--where thousands of Americans and
Canadians have ruined the local economy and lifestyle, raised prices
beyond any logical explanation, and virtually destroyed the local
culture.

Persons who wish to re-locate to
Margarita and start an American community, pay domestic help (maids,
gardeners, nannies, etc.) two or three times the going rate, persons
who wish to be missionaries and carry the moral indignation of the U.S.
to a country where-
 a businessman can advertise for an attractive secretary between
the ages of 18 and 25 and define her duties as including serving coffee
and drinks to his clients and accompanying him on business trips,
a female or male can do as they please with their bodies by renting it
or becoming someone's mistress or house boy.  Where a lady or
gentleman can open a bordello and not be considered a moral outcast and
criminal--but is considered as simply a business person.  Where
people don't really give a damn what you do as long as you don't
infringe on them.  Persons who wish to come here and change this,
for God's sake, stay away!  The Caribe indians ate missionaries--
in my opinion a practical solution! They got rid of the missionaries and
sustained themselves on the evidence.

Politics- If you come here you are not allowed to become involved in
local politics. (Actually I don't think we are allowed to in America
either unless we're crooks or into the inner circle).  However,
American politicians and most other world countries clash.  Other
countries are sick of the U.S. telling them what they can and can't do.
--American politics remind me of an old 70's song line.."you can't run
your own life, I'll be damned if you'll run mine!--
If America is so great, why are you reading an article about leaving
it?  If you're happy with America, stay there!

Now, I realize the old saying "birds of a feather flock together" is
very true.  And of course species tend to want to stay together
for protection, safety, companionship, mating and so on.  Humans,
on the other hand, can be adventurous and leave the flock.  At
least the Americans here did, as well as the Germans, French, Dutch,
Italians, Arabs, and other nationalities that make up a large part of
the island's population.
Most of these people have blended into the culture of Margarita. 
They have not tried to make "Little Italy", "New Germany", etc., and
fit in quite well.  The locals will resent you trying to change
their island, over-pay the help, or tell them how to run their
businesses "better".  They will think you rude, stupid, and
foreign, and they will be right.

If nudity such as topless beaches or even a 'wardrobe malfunction'
offends you, then this not the place for you! 
If drinking, loud music, openly displayed sexuality offends you, this
is not the place for you.

Karl's article seemed to appeal to a lot of good folks who are sick of high prices, ridiculous medical costs, insane insurance premiums and an increasing lack of privacy in their business and personal lives. Many in the U.S. can't afford to retire,
or are on disability and can't make ends meet or live even a reasonably
comfortable lifestyle.  These are the people who I, and I believe,
Karl wanted to reach. Not the 'yuppie' who has a $500,000 equity in
his house, several SUV's, a healthy bank account, IRA's, 401k's,
etc.  

I'm talking to those people who are interested in changing their lifestyle and who have a little
money to invest and want a freer hand in what they can and can't do
with their lives.

To these people I say WELCOME!
Margarita Island might be the place for you!

Cost of Living

One person wrote who was adamant about wanting to know the price of a whole chicken here. I believe I told him I really don’t know or care. Here’s why-

Example: I went to stock my bar and bought 10 bottles of booze and 10 2-liter bottles of mixer for less than 90,000 bolivars{bs.} --at 2500 for a dollar, you figure it out. So, I figured the cost of a chicken isn’t important. Especially since I bought a kilo of nice, fresh tomatoes for 2800 bs., a fresh pineapple for 350 bs., a kilo of imported (from the U.S.) Golden Delicious Apples for 3500 bs..

If I were a vegetarian and didn’t drink, I could almost eat free!

As I was leaving the store, I noticed I had less than a quarter of a tank of gas, so I turned my big, gas-guzzling Toyota Land Cruiser into the corner station. A young girl in a uniform came out and I said "fill it up with 91 octane." She asked me if I wanted coffee. It’s always free at gas stations and almost everywhere else. I said thank you, no, but please check the oil and wash the windows. After all this was done, she told me the total for the gas was 4,500 bs. I tipped her 500 bs. and went merrily on my way. In the states, this would have cost me about $36.00, I would have had to wash the windshield myself, and the coffee would have been at least a buck! So, I figure with the $34.00 savings, I can probably buy quite a few chickens...in fact, if I kept all my savings from just booze and gas, I could probably by a small chicken ranch!

Since I’m not crazy about chicken unless it’s southern fried, I think I’ll keep the booze flowing and fill up the Land Cruiser with my pocket change and just enjoy!

Speaking of chicken...just about through with this subject, I promise...if you like it really fresh, you can pick the one you like the look of in the cage at the local country market and they will butcher it for you on the spot...don’t know the cost, I do know that you can buy a whole duck for 21,815 bs. and a rabbit for 24,863 bs.--or a delicious, whole roasted chicken at the supermarket for 10,000 to 12,000 bs. (sold by weight.)

Crime- Change of subject almost gave you whiplash, didn’t it?

But seriously, yes, Virginia, there is crime here. However, in the good ole USA through the years, I have had a $2,000 Jules Jorgenssen watch and other good jewelry stolen. Was held up by two really dumb guys outside the Marriott in downtown Atlanta--they took knives to a gunfight-- and another robbery attempt in Miami (I got shot in the shoulder that time--still have the slug.) Just before I left Biloxi, Ms. to move here, someone broke into my store room and stole a bunch of fishing equipment and tools, so, here on Margarita, I don’t wear jewelry, my watch is a $20 Timex and everything I own is behind burglar bars. These are the same precautions I would use in most cities in the U.S. now.

 Yes, there is a lot of theft here. Many places are just vacation homes and left unguarded for much of the year, making them attractive targets for burglars.

If you are considering buying a vacation home or like to travel often, I suggest investing in a very good security system or buying a condo that has 24 hour security.

All in all, we've found the 'natives' to be polite, courteous, and helpful just like good people everywhere, and we feel comfortable here.

What's it like on Margarita Island?

One American who recently visited Margarita Island e-mailed me and said "one picture is worth a thousand words" and I assume his "picture" was a lot different than what he actually saw here. He ranted about Chavez and Castro, said the island was dirty and he was returning to Florida. I will say it one more time...MARGARITA IS NOT FLORIDA!

I have never been to any Latin country that would compare with Florida, actually there are few countries in the world that would. If you can afford a nice house, insurance, medical costs, etc., in Florida why would you consider anyplace else?

If I could afford the cost of living in Florida, I might live there, too.

But I can’t, so I looked elsewhere for a place I could afford.

Just prior to moving here to Margarita Island, I got fed-up with living on the Gulf Coast because I couldn’t afford to run my boat. It was only a 24’ boat with twin 135 hp. Yamaha outboards. It cost me around $200 per day to go out to where the big fish are just because of fuel prices. Not to mention gas for my truck to pull the boat and insurance for the truck and boat. After a day of fishing I figured the fish was costing me about $32 a pound!

Here, a day of running a 50 ft. yacht is maybe $40 maximum. However, the marinas are not up to U.S. standards. There is no yacht club--no Bahia Mar or Pier 66--just very basic services.

The last article I read about Margarita Island (Escape From America website) was written by an American who had been here for a week. It was a good article about vacationing here. The one prior to that was written by someone who was here for 10 days. Personally, I don’t think anyone can make an informed decision about where they want to retire and/or invest in that short amount of time.

For instance-

The Climate  If you were here in March or April, the weather was great! Tradewinds up to 20 mph. and temperatures in the mid/high eighties. Summer is HOT! Not 85 degrees, but mid 90’s and the tropical sun can be brutal. Nights cool off to mid/high 70’s.

The island "browns up" in the summer months as the foliage dries from lack of rain. There are still some green areas, so the island does not lose all it’s beauty in summer-- it’s a little cooler in the mountain region, but the saving grace along the coast are the breezes... a hammock and a cool drink in the shade--pretty close to paradise?

Someone from a cooler climate would definitely feel the heat and humidity, but if you’re from the southern U.S., it would just feel like typical summer weather.

December and January of this year we had a lot of rain (even the locals commented that it was unusually wet here.) Although it was cool enough to keep our windows open, mosquitoes were a problem due to the wet conditions.

Day to Day Living- Most stores don’t open until 10:00 a.m., and many close between noon and 2:00. There are two large shopping centers on the island with many of the same brands of clothing you will find in the U.S., but a smaller inventory and extra large sizes are very hard to find. No Wal-Mart, Sears, Home Depot, etc. If shopping is your life, you will miss that here!

The supermarkets are large, modern, and clean, but again the brand selection is limited and imported U.S. brands are expensive and there’s not much variety. The produce is good, fresh, and cheap. So is the rum and vodka--beer is cheaper than bottled water.

The Political Situation-

I won’t go into that as I don’t feel I’m qualified to give a projection, but it seems possible that President Chavez will be in control for several more years--unless there is intervention by "King George" or Columbia (backed by King George).

There is a good website http://www.venezuelatoday.net that has lots of links including information both pro and anti Chavez, so you can make your own decisions on that.

The political situation has definitely influenced the real estate market. After Chavez won the re-call referendum a year ago, real estate prices went up, sometimes dramatically. Prior to the vote, a lot of people were selling, and some of it was "panic selling". There were some absolutely fantastic bargains! I missed most of them because I was hesitant about investing during a politically volatile period. Yes, I am kicking my proverbial ‘ass’ now because after the election things settled down and real estate and business prices started a rapid rise. Some of the properties I could have, should have, bought have doubled in price since then. Most prices have not doubled, but the typical $40,000.00 (USD) property is now in the $50-$60K range. I would say that in the better areas values have risen 20 to 30% in a year, and are still rising. There will probably be a ceiling on this, but I don’t know what and when it might be. One thing that slows down the price increase is the fact that there is no long-term financing and interest rates are extremely high. Legally interest is limited to 12%, but if you worked at finding financing, the selling price would just be raised to offset the low 12%. If you could arrange financing (5 years, for example) it would probably cost 30-40% more than the cash price. Occasionally you can find owner-financing for 6 months to 1 year at a reasonable interest rate but a large down-payment is required. Venezuelan nationals can borrow BS 20,000,000.00 at 9% for 5 years to purchase a house or apartment, but I’m told it can take 6 months or more for the loan to go through and it is almost impossible to find a property for that price in a safe neighborhood.

If you eventually plan to retire to Margarita Island, or any other "not- American" country anywhere, it helps to be flexible in your thinking and willing to learn another way of doing things. Please note: ‘Manana’ does not mean tomorrow, it just means "not today". If you can relax and enjoy a different pace and way of looking at a situation, you will be ahead of the game and leave your stress behind.

It’s a learning experience... while searching for a Civil Engineer/Contractor to oversee remodeling my condo (this is starting in November) naturally I wanted an affordable bottom-line price, someone who basically understood what I wanted to accomplish, and a time frame for completion of the project.

I got both the completion date and estimate in writing, and the Contractor was competent and had some good practical suggestions. No problem, right?

However, there were some elements I had not considered in the agreed-upon time frame. I was told the remodeling would take 4 weeks from start to finish, and it did. EXCEPT-- for the week before and after Christmas when nobody works, and the fact that all the building materials/plumbing stores close until Jan. 15th! And, of course Sundays did not count as work days, so 4 weeks turned into two and a half months.

By not knowing ‘the way it’s done’, I lost money because the condo could not be rented during the Christmas season--one of the peak tourist seasons on the island (the other being Holy Week--Semana Santa--and Easter.) But it was a learning experience and it turned out well--finally!

Bring your sense of humor, it will make your life much easier!

A little advice for those planning any remodeling or construction--get a completion date with a penalty clause in your favor for non-compliance.

Can you actually collect the penalty? I honestly don’t know, but it might give you an ‘ax’ and a way to exert some pressure on the contractor and crew to finish sometime near the deadline.

Something else exasperating when remodeling/repairing--lack of selection.

At the biggest tile store in town they have dozens of beautiful displays of floor and wall tile. You take your time, and choose carefully the style and color you like. You tell the salesgirl "This one". She says, "no tenemos (or no hay)", which means "we don’t have that". You ask when they will have that particular tile in stock. She says they won’t. So you begin again, going with your second choice.

Again, "no hay", same story. After several attempts you get the picture and cleverly ask "what do you have?" She shows you a very limited selection. You try several more stores, with pretty much the same results. Eventually you figure out that most of the stores are owned by the same person or family and they all have the same basic inventory. This is true for clothing stores, decorators, many other types of merchants. So unless you are willing to spend the extra money to go search Caracas, Colombia, or Italy, you take what is available. This lack of variety and selection really simplifies your life!

Thanks for stopping by...more to come!